Happy Festivus!

Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.

Cosmo Kramer: What happened to the doll?

Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born: a Festivus for the rest of us!

Happy Festivus Everyone! Today is the day to Air your Grievances and compete in the Feats of Strength. If you are lucky (or maybe a little bit unlucky), you might even get a Festivus Miracle this year too!

Also, a donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund; Money for People.